Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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