I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
