My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
then he tried to convert me to islam
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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