i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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