Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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