i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Randomize
