five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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