next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize