So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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