Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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