u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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