Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
My breasts were aching with rage.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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