I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You pole danced in your parka.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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