i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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