I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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