but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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