He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
There r osticjed everywhere
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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