Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
so let's talk penis.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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