There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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