i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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