the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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