what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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