great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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