i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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