found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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