i just had sex bonerless
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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