Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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