There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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