well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
this just has baby written all over it
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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