he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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