Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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