I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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