ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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