is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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