I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
There r osticjed everywhere
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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