There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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