help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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