What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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