More tranny stories later!
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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