no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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