Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
