so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Ladies don't puke and tell
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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