I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I have tasted many bathrooms
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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