I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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