So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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