my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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