Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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