I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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