what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I could fuck to npr.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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