I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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