i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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