Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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