I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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