Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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