Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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