that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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