nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
