awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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