I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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