ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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