i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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