You really coming over, don't trick.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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